|Occupation||President and CEO of DP|
|First Appearance||Coon 2: Hindsight|
The President and CEO of the BP (British Petroleum) - and later DP - oil company, Tony Hayward is always there with a good, erotic 'I'm sorry' campaign to win back public favor after yet another huge mistake by his company. When drilling in the Gulf of Mexico for oil - and creating a serious oil crisis - created issues, he authorized drilling on the moon, releasing the dark Lord C'thulhu. He has not been seen since his post-C'thuhlu "I'm sorry" campaign, and rumor has it he has resigned his post.
- "We're sorry."
- "I'm deeply sorry."