Perhaps the most critically-acclaimed film director alive today, Spielberg has directed countless box office hits, often working with director George Lucas. Over the years, the once brilliant artists have gone insane and obsess over making trivial edits to their films, like replacing human characters with Ewoks or guns with walkie-talkies. Spielberg is the mastermind behind their operations, however, until they're both arrested for the alleged rape of Indiana Jones. They later joined Tom Cruise's lawsuit against South Park as a result of their treatment. Spielberg often wears a 'Director' cap and though he can edit films and keep his actors as sex slaves, he's not all bad - he did pull funding from the Boy Scouts when they excluded Big Gay Al for one thing.