A veteran of Captain Cartman's Crew of Murrey Men of Somalia, the Pirate King controls all trade in the land of Zaron, or at least, what he cares to control. Tough these outlaws generally work alone, they'll team up with the other factions when a greater villain arises, like the Lord of Darkness himself... the Pirate King has an especially close bond with the High Jew Elf King.
- "Somalian Pirates We!"
- Fatbeard (s13e07)
For most of the game, the Pirate King sits atop a slide and proclaims his sovereignty over his Kingdom, occasionally assisting the High Jew Elf King in battle, but during the final battle at Clyde's Fortress, he becomes a big help, especially dealing with fireworks and up against the powerful Nazi Zombie Princess Kenny.