Pedophile (A Ladder to Heaven)
|First Appearance||A Ladder to Heaven|
Many men in this world believe that love between an older man and a young boy is a beautiful thing. This particular man made several appearances on the popular cable news network SNN, as hosted by reporter/anchor Chris Holt, and made a number of comparisons between various items and his penis coming into contact with eight-year-old boys... he tried his best to see to it that the camera didn't lose him, either, so he could get his message about hard nipples out to the public.
- "If... heaven is an eight-year-old boy, and the ladder is my penis... and the pearly gates are the-" (A Ladder to Heaven)
- "I, for one, believe that if Saddam Hussein were an eight-year-old boy, and my penis were the United States... then there would-" (A Ladder to Heaven)
- "Hard nipples!" (A Ladder to Heaven)
- A Ladder to Heaven (s06e12)