Kathie Lee Gifford
The most beloved celebrity in all of South Park, not a single expense was spared for Gifford's luxurious arrival in town to give Eric Cartman an award. An attempt was made on her life by an old elementary school rival, but Mr. Hat was arrested by Officer Barbrady before anybody happened to get hurt. Gifford spent some time with Jerome "Chef" McElroy after he sang her a sensual song before departing town. She later attended Jerome "Chef" McElroy's funeral with Elton John, and later joined a class-action lawsuit of celebrities in suing the town.