Story

After Cartman and the boys name their new company, The Washington Redskins, they just sit back and watch the funding roll in. The head coach of the Washington Redskins football team demands that they change the name but Cartman digs in his heels. The Washington Redskins may never mean the same thing ever again.

Description

Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Kenny, and Butters decide to leave school and get rich quick by creating a start-up company through crowdfunding website Kickstarter. Because of the vogue for crowdfunding, they have a hard time getting an original name that is not already taken. When Cartman finds out that the Washington Redskins football team has lost the trademark to their team name, he suggests using it for their company. This angers Redskins owner Daniel Snyder, who confronts Cartman for using their name. Failing to convince Cartman to change his company name, Snyder and his football team try to disassociate themselves with the company as it gains popularity for its do-nothing policy. With ISIS also supporting them, Kyle and Stan leave to form their own start-up company, which Stan eventually also quits.

During that time, Snyder becomes increasingly frustrated by the company, and manages to convince the other NFL owners to use their connection to have Cartman change his company's logo. However, Cartman only responds to the demand by adding hand-drawn breasts, testicles and a penis to the Redskins logo. This leads to Snyder and his team breaking into Kickstarter headquarters at night and burning it to the ground. However, Cartman, Kyle, and Stan reconcile after losing the money they earned from their Kickstarter projects, and refurbish their company into a replacement for Kickstarter to make money off their clients. Everything goes well for the boys until the Redskins' game against the Dallas Cowboys when Snyder himself is forced to play in place of his disillusioned team and is severely injured in the process. Taking pity on the team owner, the townspeople form a mob against the boys' company (including ISIS), threatening to boycott them unless the boys change the name. Rather than change their company name, the boys instead decide to close it down and go back to school.

Memorable Quotes

• “Boner-Balls. Boner- Boner Forest... Dense Boner forest.” Cartman
• "By pledging just one or two dollars, you are helping us in our fervent quest to not have to do stuff." Cartman
• "Sure we'd be happy to take your money. Yup, just go to our Kickstarter page... Okay nice idiot, Uh-huh fuck you, bye bye." Cartman
• "Fuck you. Those words mean a great deal to us. They help us express just how we as a company- see things differently." Cartman
• "Well, I certainly don't want you to feel that Furry Balls Plopped Menacingly on the Table is holding you back." Kyle
• "Yeah and Jerry Jones must be happy, this means a forfeit and another win for the Cowboys." NFL Announcer
• “Digging in our heels and pissing on public opinion is what the Washington Redskins are all about! Now come on guys!” Cartman
• "You will LITERALLY be giving us money for doing ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. It is the biggest fuck you we have ever come up with." Cartman
• “When I named my company ‘Washington Redskins’, it was out of deep appreciation for your team and your people.” Cartman
• "Start up. Cash in. Sell out. Bro Down." Cartman
• "It's a strong name, dude. It's like aggressive and masculine, like Boner Forest, but Boner Forest was taken." Cartman
• "But Hey - From one Redskin to another, go fuck yourself." Cartman
• Now when people hear the name Redskins they will immediately think 'titties' and 'balls'. Cartman
• It's just a bold new way that we can say 'We don't fucking care'. GO REDSKINS!Cartman
• Oh my God, that weird, little, Jewy guy!!! KYLE!!! Cartman
• Do you guys remember when we first decided to start a company together? We weren't gonna let ANYTHING stop us from getting to the bro down. Cartman
• "You will LITERALLY be giving us money for doing ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. It is the biggest fuck you we have ever come up with." Cartman

Characters

Main

Eric Cartman

Kyle Broflovski

Butters Stotch

Stan Marsh

Kenny McCormick

NFL

Commissioner

Roger Goodell (Goodell-Bot)

Owners

Dan Snyder

Art Rooney

Bob Mcnair

Clark Hunt

Halas McCaskey

Jerry Jones

John Mara

Mark Davis

Shahid Khan

Stephen Ross

Tom Benson

Zygi Wilf

Players

Kirk Cousins

Pierre Garçon

Robert Griffin III

Locations

AT&T Stadium

Kickstarter

Law Offices, PA

NFL Headquarters

Redskins Office

Pop Culture References

• Dan Snyder shown with a single tear from his eye after picking up a newspaper on the side of the road with The New York Times headline that read "Isis Copies Washington Redskins", is a parody on the Keep America Beautiful's famous 1971 Ad Campaign, featuring Iron Eyes Cody, the "Crying Indian"

Bonus Factoids

• The Friday before air, Matt & Trey had the longest writers meeting ever. It took 9 hours & Trey wasn’t able to write anything that day.
• On the original draft of the script, this episode was actually called "Washington Redskins Reality. Realty".
• From Matt & Trey: "You can still see the signs we left in the office. They are actually signs for Cartman’s realty business."
• From the writers: Originally we wanted to show how worthless real estate agents were, so we started out with Cartman running a realty business.

Promo Clip: QB Swap

The Sunday promo clip for this episode had Redskin's QB RGIII, the final featured Kirk Cousins. This was due to RGIII's injury.

Easter Egg

In the background, there's toy versions of the alien ship from "Anal Probe" and the

Behind The Scenes

Character Art: Salesman Cartman

This was from one of the 1st scenes written for this episode.

Character Art: Butters' Redskins Sweater

Character Art: Jerry Jones

Check out this art used while creating the various "stages" of Jerry Jones' eyes.

Character Art: GoodellBot

Here you can see the various stages of production for GoodellBot, from storyboard to character art.

Character Art: Cartman's Redskins Gear

Character Art: New Poses

New art and poses needed to be created for this football beat down:

Prop Art: Kickstarter Webpage

All props - including any web pages shown - must first be designed by the Art Dept.

Character Art: Cartman's Keynote

This art was used while designing Cartman's "start-up" look:

Character Art: Football Poses

Various poses needed to be created for each individual character during this sequence.

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