After David Blaine's magic shows were dubbed "miracles", his devoted fans started a bona-fide religion with Blaine as their ultimate deity. The religion caught fire in the unhappy town of South Park, where followers shaved their heads, stopped associating with non-followers, paid dues and put their efforts into gaining tax-exempt status. Stan Marsh left the group and with the help of the Super Best Friends, blocked Blaine's climactic mass suicide.
- Super Best Friends (s05e03)
- The Blainetologists were inspired by the Church of Scientology.
- Some fans thought Blainetology was a real religion, and Matt and Trey have mentioned the real life David Blaine told them people sometimes ask for his pamphlets after shows.