|Hair Color||Dark Brown|
|Occupation||Official Wiki Moderator|
|First Appearance||Make Love, Not Warcraft|
Hey there, South Parkateers -- my name's JVM, or you can feel free to call me John! I'm twenty-two years old, from Illinois, USA, and enjoy various creative pursuits in my (increasingly evaporating) spare time.
I've been a fan of South Park since summer 2006 and I'm one of the top editors on this Wiki - I've tried hard to follow the precedent established in the original articles by the admins while making sure to grow things out as naturally as possible. All information supplied in articles from me is 100% original and not copy-pasted from the South Park Archives or any other source, aside using Willie E. Westwood's South Park Scriptorium as a resource for quotes and reviewing information. I'm currently focused primarily on getting the site's Character pages up to snuff, working from the bottom of the list up, and we'll see where things go from there!
As of October 14th, 2015, I'm an Official Wiki Moderator thanks to the good folks here at South Park Studios! I'm still one of the top two contributors on this Wiki... and hoping to re-claim my spot at number one sometime soon! :)
Back in action! - Jvm (talk) (Jun. 16th, 2017)
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Thanks, fwiends! :P
This section's still a work in progress!
- An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig (s1e05)
- Pinkeye (s01e07)
- Conjoined Fetus Lady (s02e05)
- Gnomes (s02e18)
- Rainforest Schmainforest (s03e01)
- Tweek Vs. Craig (s03e0x)
- Cartman Joins NAMBLA (s04e06)
- Professor Chaos (s06e06)
- Child Abduction is Not Funny (s06e11)
- It's Christmas in Canada (s07e15)
- The Jeffersons (s08e07)
- Best Friends Forever (s09e04)
- Tsst! (s10e07)
- The List (s11e14)
- 200 and 201 (s14e05/s14e06)
- Mysterion Rises (s14e12)
- You're Getting Old (s15e07)
- The Poor Kid (s15e14)
- Gluten Free Ebola (s18e02)
- Freemium isn't Free (s18e06)
- Cock Magic (s18e08)
- The City Part of Town (s19e03)
- Skank Hunt (s20e02)