The ailing CEO of Apple Inc., Steve Jobs changed the world with his bold visions for the future - from a phone that can be tracked anywhere in the world, to a tablet that can do exactly the same thing, to a tablet that can do all the same things powered by the fecal matter of three people sewn together anus-to-mouth. It's all in a day's work for the CEO of Apple Inc. He also sometimes attends investment conferences, like the one Herbert Garrison held for his invention, the IT. Since his death, his friend Bill Gates has added a tattoo in Jobs' memory.
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