|Voiced by||Matt Stone|
|First Appearance||Elementary School Musical|
- 1 About
- 2 Memorable Quotes
- 3 Featured Episodes
- 4 Classmates
- 5 Alter Egos
- 6 Behind the Scenes
- 7 Video Games
- 8 South Park: The Fractured But Whole=
- 9 Bonus Factoids
- 10 Myths & Legends
This is Scott Malkinson, and he has a lisp and diabetes.
One of the more unpopular boys at South Park Elementary, Scott appears to be the school's latest punching bag and is often a source of ridicule and neglect from Cartman, along with others in the community. While he is friendly with Butters Stotch, he appears to be even more passive than him, and even Butters has bullied him on occasion for his diabetes. He is often ignored by other students and his problems are instead brought into the light to be used as a means for self promotion by others. Even Mr. Mackey has tired of Scott's threats to quit Twitter.
He doesn't seem to have a good relationship with his parents, comparing a kiss from Sally Darson to almost like "if someone cared about" him, and remarking that his father had suggested he would not even capable of quitting social media.
- "Hey, don't make fun of my diabetes." (Elementary School Musical)
- "She'll kiss any of us?" (Butters' Bottom Bitch)
- "Wow... It's almost like having someone care about you." (Butters' Bottom Bitch)
- “HE'S HASN'T EVEN ORDERED THE PIZZAS YET!" (A Song of Ass and Fire)
- "Would you guys care for a frozen butter pop?" (Gluten Free Ebola)
- "TWITTER WOULD BE BETTER OFF WITHOUT ME!" (Skank Hunt)
- The Jeffersons (s08e07; retroactive cameo)
- Elementary School Musical (s12e13; official debut)
- Butters Bottom Bitch (s13e08)
- Going Native (s16e11; mentioned)
- Black Friday (s17e07)
- A Song of Ass and Fire (s17e08)
- Titties and Dragons (s17e09)
- Gluten Free Ebola (s18e02)
- Skank Hunt (s20e02)
While Scott is friendly with many of his classmates, none of them seem to like him too much.
Scott has relatively few alter-egos, but as Captain Diabetes, is a well-known figure in the town of South Park, known for his investigative skill, and his special diabetic powers.
Ranger Scott Malkinson fills a variety of roles at the Kingdom of Kupa Keep as assigned by the Grand Wizard King.
Behind the Scenes
From "A Song of Ass and Fire" (1708)
Production Art: Tracking Shot
Animators use cues within the storyboard for camera movement, like this tracking shot:
From "Gluten Free Ebola" (1802)
Character Art: Scott Malkinson
Art created for Scott Malkinson's "work outfit"
He is seen on the front cover of GameInformer magazine's coverage of South Park: The Stick of Truth. Despite how Cartman treats Scott on the show, Scott joins sides with Cartman's human faction of the Kingdom of Kupa Keep. Scott quickly befriends Douchebag. After Clyde is banished by Cartman, he assumes the role of Kupa Keep's shopkeeper. Scott is later used for practice when Douchebag is trained to use the Cup-A-Spell fart.
Scott will play a prominent role in the sequel as Captain Diabetes (see above) and early levels of the game will include the player acting as Diabetes' sidekick.
- Since his introduction, Scott Malkinson has generally been characterized as the least popular student at South Park Elementary, succeeding Butters Stotch and before him, Pip Pirrup. (All three boys are played by Matt Stone.)
Myths & Legends
- Scott made his official South Park debut in "Elementary School Musical" as a brand-new character, but in the HD version of "The Jeffersons", he was retroactively added to the line for cotton candy.
- This is a bit of an easter egg, as Scott's diabetes would likely prevent him from eating cotton candy.