|Occupation||Former Governor of Massachusetts|
|Voiced by||Mitt Romney (archived audio)|
|First Appearance||Faith Hilling|
The former Governor of Massachusetts, Mitt Romney appeared in Denver for a Republican presidential debate with Newt Gingrich, Ron Paul and Rick Santorum when the event was 'faith hilled' by Eric Cartman. He, Gingrich and Santorum later joined the fad on television with Cartman as well, while debating the Oh Long Johnson Cat. He was later nominated by the Republican Party against Barack Obama and Duck President in November 2012, and emerged victorious - until General Tsao and Cartman stole valuable ballots, awarding the election to President Obama. Romney was ultimately denied the presidency to protect the integrity of the Star Wars film series.
- "I know the people are gonna say "oh, you should only practice it this way or that way."" (Faith Hilling)