Though usually greedy and selfish, even Eric Cartman has a sweet side deep within... so deep, in fact, it manifests in his own mind as an independent entity, determined to help others find their 'perfect match' -- like Maria Sanchez and Luke Covina, or Nichole and Token Black. He'll stop at nothing to make sure you and your partner are as happy and racially pure as can be. Though they've had their disagreements -- Cartman once beat the shit out of Cupid Cartman and kept him in a box for a few days -- they can always bounce back with the power of love.
- "Tee Hee Hee!"
- "Do you think I'm cute? Because I think you're kinda cute." (Tweek x Craig)
Cupid Cartman only seems able to interact with the real Cartman, and other characters are unable to see him, implying he is a hallucination of Cartman's already unstable mind -- however, they can disagree and even upset each other.
He is usually affectionately referred to as 'Cupid Me' by Cartman.
- Both episodes featuring Cupid Cartman have prominently featured homosexuality in their storylines.