Kenny McCormick
Kenny McCormick
Gender | Male |
Age | 10 |
Hair Color | Blond |
Occupation | Student |
Grade | 4th Grade |
Aliases | Mysterion, El Pollo Loco*, Princess Kenny |
Religion | Roman Catholic , Temporary: Blaintologist* |
Father | Stuart McCormick |
Mother | Mrs. McCormick |
Brother | Kevin McCormick |
Sister | Karen McCormick |
Grandfather | Grandpa McCormick |
Voiced by | Matt Stone |
First Appearance | The Spirit of Christmas (Jesus vs. Frosty) |
About
Kenny is the poor kid in the group, often eating canned food and frozen waffles for dinner. He also tends to die quite a bit, being killed in innumerable ways during the first 5 seasons. Although his speech is muffled under that orange hoodie, he is the most sexually knowledgeable of the boys and often professes his love for titties.
His soul was briefly trapped in Cartman's body before it returned back to earth. He also briefly dated a 5th grader, Tammy Warner, before he died of syphilis.
Unlike most of his classmates, Kenny DOES posses a special power: He can't die. But he uses this power for good, keeping watch over South Park as the illusive superhero Mysterion.
Memorable Quotes
- "Mrrph rmph rmmph mrrphh!"
- "NO, NO, NO WAIT I'M NOT BLANKET!!!" (The Jeffersons)
- "I can't die." (as Mysterion in "Mysterion Rises")
- "ALL THE TIME! I die all the time! And you assholes NEVER remember!!" (as Mysterion in "Coon vs. Coon & Friends")
- "I like girls girls with big fat Titties a
I like girls with clean shaved pussies" (Season 1)
Family
Close Friends
Featured Episodes
- Cartman Gets An Anal Probe (s01e01)
- Weight Gain 4000 (s01e02)
- Death (s01e06)
- Cartman's Mom Is Still A Dirty Slut (s02e02)
- Clubhouses (s02e12)
- Rainforest Schmainforest (s03e01)
- Spontaneous Combustion (s03e02)
- Jewbilee (s03e09)
- Cartman Joins NAMBLA (s04e06)
- Fat Camp (s04e15)
- How to Eat With Your Butt (s05e10)
- Kenny Dies (s05e13)
- Lil' Crime Stoppers (s07e06)
- The Jeffersons (s08e07)
- Wing (s09e03)
- Best Friends Forever (s09e04)
- Make Love, Not Warcraft (s10e08)
- Lice Capades (s11e03)
- Major Boobage (s12e03)
- The Ring (s13e01)
- The Coon (s13e02)
- W.T.F. (s13e10)
- Whale Whores (s13e11)
- Poor And Stupid (s14e08)
- Coon 2: Hindsight (s14e11)
- Mysterion Rises (s14e12)
- Coon vs. Coon & Friends (s14e13)
- The Poor Kid (s15e14)
- Going Native (s16e11)
- Black Friday (s17e07)
- A Song of Ass and Fire (s17e08)
- Titties and Dragons (s17e09)
Video Games
South Park: The Stick of Truth
The fairest maiden in all of the kingdom (or at least that's what he wants to be). This breathtaking and lovely Princess is the pride of the human faction, with her unmatched ability to charm men. Don't ask why Kenny wanted to be a chick, it's just how he seems to be rolling right now...
Kenny appears as Princess Kenny throughout the entire game, and is the second buddy to be recruited. Even though nobody's fooled by the princess outfit, he does a pretty good job of acting cute and flirty. Surprisingly, this gorgeous crossdresser is also the final boss of the game and one of the main villains, deciding to side with Big Bad Government Guy at the end (by way of a contrived and clichéd backstory as told by Morgan Freeman) and transforming himself into a Nazi Zombie.
Special Abilities:
- Charm - distracts enemies with his royal breasts
- Royal Kiss - kisses and subsequently grosses out any enemies.
- Furry Friends - charms rats to attack a chosen enemy... or they kill her.
- Unicorm Stampede - She calls upon her royal unicorn to damage enemies... or, again, it could kill her instead.
Bonus Factoids
- South Park's first Emmy win ever was for the Kenny-centered episode "Best Friends Forever". In this episode, Kenny's "persistent vegetative state" paralleled the controversial Terri Schiavo case.
- When Kenny participates in a group song or musical number, his voice is never heard (for obvious reasons). In the movie South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut, while Stan, Kyle and Cartman all got extensive musical numbers (mostly shared), Kenny only had a couple of (solo) lines in the opening number "Mountain Town". Despite this, "Quintuplets 2000" has Kenny prove himself as an opera singer, and he also briefly sings (as a girl) while using his Furry Friends attack in The Stick of Truth. The irony here is that Furry Friends is a nod to animated Disney movies - just like the entirety of BL&U.
Kenny's Tombstone
That's Kenny's tombstone in the opening credits. It reads: "Sleep well, little child. The Lord holds thee now."
Behind The Scenes
- Although there's much speculation about what Kenny says in the opening credits, South Park confirmed that in Seasons 1 through 3 he says: "I like girls with big fat titties. I like girls with clean shaved pussies."
- Kenny's unmuffled voice has been done by two different people over the years. In the movie "South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut", Kenny's voice was provided by Mike Judge (creator of Beavis and Butthead, King of the Hill, Silicon Valley, etc.). Starting in "The Jeffersons", his voice was actually done by Animation Director/Producer Eric Stough.